From: Poor Little Egg Boy
Posted on: Thursday, September 27, 2001, 11:47 PM

Boo rubbish, get a haircut.

From: Danny Bambridge
Posted on: Thursday, September 27, 2001, 11:48 PM

I fancy blokes me, is this a gay forum?

From: constable pie-arse
Posted on: Friday, September 28, 2001, 10:57 AM

can danny bambridge get in touch, i like the cut of his jib.

From: Mr O Bin-laden
Posted on: Saturday, September 29, 2001, 03:17 PM

Hello my friend ,you never got back to me about staying with you for a few weeks ?? but seriously where have the trailers gone mate?

From: Paul Elliott Email: <>
Posted on: Sunday, September 30, 2001, 02:19 AM

Hi James , I just managed to download your low res avi Razors edge trailer ,very good mate . see ya Paul E

From: rolf harris
Posted on: Tuesday, October 09, 2001, 12:35 AM

james, you cannot draw. please do not ever attempt it again.

From: Paul Stanley (KISS) Email: <>
Posted on: Monday, October 15, 2001, 05:48 PM

I wear a chastity and spendlove Tank-top in bed. I want to start a crazy rock band with Eddie Niblet.

From: tony hart
Posted on: Thursday, October 18, 2001, 11:07 PM

your right, rolf.he can't draw his way out of a paper bag.he should have done em in charcoal.

From: Jason Bailey Email: <>
Posted on: Monday, October 29, 2001, 09:27 AM

James get in touch

From: Kev. Email: <>
Posted on: Tuesday, October 30, 2001, 10:05 PM

Hello mate nice site but whats up with the trailers??!!

From: David Dunn Email: <>
Posted on: Tuesday, December 11, 2001, 04:29 PM

What is a Moonpie ??

From: Paul Mutlow Email: <>
Posted on: Wednesday, December 12, 2001, 12:47 PM

James very impressive mate. I would love to c Razors Edge

From: junmin Email: <>
Posted on: Saturday, December 15, 2001, 01:34 AM

WOW! Mark I was suprised. I didn't know you are someone.

From: Yusuf Chadun Email: <>
Posted on: Thursday, January 03, 2002, 05:23 PM

Groovy! Like it. All the best, Yusuf

From: Yusuf Chadun Email: <>
Posted on: Thursday, January 03, 2002, 05:30 PM

Just watched the HiRes Trailer (thx to Corp net connection!) Looks good, when can I watch the movie? Yusuf

From: Kumiko Email: <>
Posted on: Thursday, January 17, 2002, 08:16 AM

Hello! I didn't know you've made such a interesting web-site. I'll write a massage after I saw all of then well, bye bye!!!

From: Mario Pisano
Posted on: Friday, January 25, 2002, 01:35 AM

David Dunn visited your website - Aaaaaaaaaargggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

From: Ian King
Posted on: Sunday, January 27, 2002, 12:10 PM


From: Hero Bambridge Email: <tits&>
Posted on: Sunday, January 27, 2002, 12:12 PM

This is rubbish you must try harder.

From: Martin Mossop
Posted on: Wednesday, February 27, 2002, 02:20 PM

Did you get the massage?

From: Martian
Posted on: Wednesday, February 27, 2002, 02:23 PM

Onions cost a dam sight more than 25p

From: Bob Smith Email: <>
Posted on: Saturday, March 09, 2002, 04:38 PM

James I am a real fan of yours.Could I please be in your film?

From: George W. Bush
Posted on: Tuesday, April 09, 2002, 02:24 PM

I'm lost

From: vida davies
Posted on: Wednesday, April 24, 2002, 07:02 PM

loved it can i be in the next one

From: The Pope
Posted on: Friday, July 19, 2002, 10:58 AM

This is quite clearly the greatest thing to happen in the world, EVER (volume 3). I hereby renounce God and pledge my allegiance to Moonpie Films! Yay!

From: Blood Face
Posted on: Saturday, August 03, 2002, 02:26 PM

lovely film, but you seem to have cast a gibbon as your next leading man.

From: Donny McJohnston
Posted on: Saturday, August 03, 2002, 03:01 PM

lovely. and a gibbon for the lead role in your new film. sublime.

From: Jonathon Ross Email: <>
Posted on: Saturday, August 03, 2002, 03:34 PM

I heard a gay monkey was playing the staring role in your next shit film. Is this true?

From: Elton Howard Email: <>
Posted on: Thursday, September 19, 2002, 04:15 PM

Hi james, it's Elton and Heidi. Just peeking at your web site.

From: AmyLou Email: <>
Posted on: Thursday, September 19, 2002, 07:35 PM

Hey.. found your site through google..I am a film folk outta Wilmington, NC... Great Name!

From: Rinty McGinty Email: <>
Posted on: Monday, September 23, 2002, 09:42 PM

I'll have you know, I invented the "book of control". And "Garlic Peanut Butter".

From: Elizabeth Hurley Email: <>
Posted on: Wednesday, September 25, 2002, 11:14 PM

Signor Pisano looks perfect for a role in my latest film, My Beautiful Lasagne. Would the Italian stallion care to visit my casting couch? Mwah, mwah

From: Michael Winner Email: <>
Posted on: Saturday, October 05, 2002, 05:30 PM

Marvellous. I want more soup, do you hear me? MORE SOUP!

From: Farmer Krip Email: <>
Posted on: Tuesday, October 08, 2002, 08:43 PM

I'm a cunt I'm a cunt I'm a country farmer I've got hairs on my knob on my knobbly knees

From: Mrs Gill Email: <>
Posted on: Tuesday, October 08, 2002, 08:49 PM

Finally - I've tracked down the cunts with the nebuliser... is it on wheels yet? See you in Buffalo Bill's in a couple of weeks time boys!

From: richard davies
Posted on: Tuesday, October 08, 2002, 10:01 PM

can you get me any cheap porn

From: richard davies
Posted on: Tuesday, October 08, 2002, 10:13 PM

Sorry about the really crap joke. It's Olly, see her run like a little girl as though playing "knock a door run". Your site is pretty crap and from what I hear the films are rubbish too. Never mind, you could always remake "Boogie nights" with the bloke with the bolwing shoes, you know who.

From: me again
Posted on: Tuesday, October 08, 2002, 10:16 PM

whoops! spelt bowling wrong, and to thing I'm doing Engish A- level.

From: rich hard at work
Posted on: Thursday, October 10, 2002, 11:37 AM

Suggestion! You need to make the trailer to razors edge bigger, and how did you do the lighting scene with the stick? How's tempes fugit coming?

From: John Willy Email: <>
Posted on: Saturday, October 12, 2002, 09:16 PM

I'm so inspired. You'll always be my shining deacon

From: Monkey Boy Email: <>
Posted on: Wednesday, October 16, 2002, 11:46 AM

Hi There. My name is Chad and I am from Chicago in USA. I think that your web page is amazing and somewhat inspiring!! I must say that the work of Richard Iacono is like the transcendance of ice into water.... it melts my inner core into mush. Praise you Moonpie!! My life is now complete and full...... of shit.

From: Wily Wiggins Email: <>
Posted on: Wednesday, October 16, 2002, 11:52 AM

Great work. glad the day release program from shenly hospital is still going great guns. Hell`s bloody bells who is the monkey?

From: Drunk Monkey Email: <>
Posted on: Wednesday, October 16, 2002, 12:15 PM

Hi, my name is Shazza from Essex. I would just like to say I think you are all extremely gorgeous and boomin'. Wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating garlic bread! If you need a lap dancer in your next film.. give me a call. SHABBA!!

From: The Rock
Posted on: Wednesday, October 30, 2002, 09:39 AM

OK ROODY POO, where do we buy these pieces of cinematic excellence?

From: Rob
Posted on: Tuesday, December 10, 2002, 12:59 PM

I'm a twat

From: He's only 16?
Posted on: Tuesday, December 17, 2002, 11:30 AM

Are you really Rob, well good for you. Anyway James the final copy of the screenplay is coming your way and should be there for Christmas. It's called "Pathos" after "Under Suspician", "Lost Reasons" and "Odium" were all crap. The dog races allowed me now to go Christmas shopping finally- and the bell just gone so best get to media, bye.

Posted on: Thursday, December 26, 2002, 12:21 AM

Just thought I would update the message board, or is there rigorous criteria on what's acceptable?

From: evilmoonpie Email: <>
Posted on: Tuesday, June 10, 2003, 12:04 AM

I just like you guys cause you have moonpie in your rock...yay moonpies...moonpies rock....hehehe

From: tom hall Email: <>
Posted on: Tuesday, September 09, 2003, 08:38 AM

well after hearing about, watching and critiquing, his early work, I was (for some unknown reason) suprised at the professionalism and direction purveyed on this site. Do we come here to judge or to be entertained? I hope the latter, great work and good luck for the future to the talented mr Cowen.

From: James' pussy
Posted on: Thursday, December 04, 2003, 01:07 PM

Have you found me yet mate

From: tinman Email: <>
Posted on: Monday, June 14, 2004, 12:11 AM

site looks good but i think you should have the movie trailer in RealPlayer format because on my Mac it does nothing and i feel left out.

From: E. Ball
Posted on: Tuesday, July 20, 2004, 04:45 PM

Did you really think the Abbey Flyer could finish me off? Suffice to say, apart from being a few inches shorter, and having a phobia for 'the cheese that must not be mentioned', I'm back! Expect prank calls in YOUR neighbourhood... EB PS - Lovely to see your latest project coming to fruition. PPS - I'll link to your site once mine is rebuilt. :-/

From: Alan Anal Email: <>
Posted on: Wednesday, July 21, 2004, 09:39 PM

<p> Form Security Check #1 </p> <h2> Let's hope the guset book doesn't allow tags through</h2>

Posted on: Wednesday, August 18, 2004, 08:06 AM

From: S J Parker Email: <>
Posted on: Monday, September 20, 2004, 04:31 PM

Can't wait till DoppleGanger is finished... Tom Hall is SO fit, would love to see him on the big screen...

From: vida and gary
Posted on: Thursday, November 04, 2004, 04:25 PM

Just seen the trailer for Tempus Fugit. Stupendous! A Tour de Force.Best thing for the British Film industry since Butterkist! We watched it here at the Sunny Delight Home for the Retired Hyperactive.We were mesmerised. Not a dry seat in the house! Who was that stunning young woman who gave a superlative performance as 'couple in the Park'? We were moved to tears. Still everyone needs a good laugh sometime. By the way my people are still waiting to hear from your

From: Vida
Posted on: Thursday, November 04, 2004, 04:30 PM

Me again! By the way, I couldn't hear the soundtrack. Is it a silent film or have my batteries run down? xxx